Complaining for Sport
A habit I never saw as a habit
My dad: “There aren’t enough shrimp in this pad thai.”
Me: “Yeah, this sauce has no flavor.”
My mom: “You know, restaurants aren’t worth it anymore, next time we should just cook at home.”
My wife: “Why are you guys complaining so much?”
All of us: “Complaining? Who’s complaining? We’re having a great time!”
This is not a real conversation, exactly, but it’s…
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