Not In My Small Town

Towns are real places, not backdrops for political performance

I didn’t know, and didn’t want to know, who Jason Aldean is. But it was impossible not to hear the buzz about his recent song “Try That In A Small Town.” I’m the small towns guy, and I had to write something, because I didn’t want Aldean to give small towns a bad name.

So he sings this:

Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk
Carjack an old lady at a red light
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