Always Treat A Car Like It's Loaded

Maybe we need to treat cars more like guns

At Mass the other Sunday, my priest opened his sermon with a joke, as he often does. This one went like this: a man is driving without his seatbelt, and a cop spots him and turns on the flashing lights. The man quickly reaches for his seatbelt, and when the cop arrives at his window, he says, “Officer, I was wearing it the whole time!” The man’s wife is…